Senso de humor ingles
Meu chefe, o gerente do restaurante, ligando para a central de reservas para reservar uma mesa para um chef de cozinha importante de um restaurante importante.
- Can I book a table for Thursday, please?
- Thursday?
- Yes, not Friday, not Wednesday. Thursday.
- What time?
- 5 o'clock. Not 4, not 6. It is 5 o'clock.
- What is their credit card number? [eles pegam o número do cartao de crédito para segurar a reserva]
- He doesn't have one.
- What is he giving for guarantee?
- Nothing.
- And what is his name?
- He doesn't have a name either. Oh, sorry, he does. It is Mark.
- And what is his surname?
- Chef.
- Sorry?
- C - H - E - F (ele soletra).
E a gente se matando de rir...
Mais tarde, o restaurante inteiro estava sem troco. Quase 9 da noite, resolver como?
5 minutos depois ele aparece com um saquinho de moedas.
Perguntei:
- Have you gone to the bank this late?
- No, I went to the pub. This is where English people go when they have problems.
Entendido.